Beauty and Wit: an Explosive Mixture?
Beauty and wit do cooperate and it really is a quite dangerous mixture. Not for its female owner and creator, but for the one who is challenged to try this explosiveness on his own health (yes male sex is certainly implied here in case you haven't guessed).
Witty beauties are extremely interesting to talk to – for the ones who can handle these virtues of theirs that is. As a rule they are quite confident ladies who have accomplished a thing or two professionally as opposed to personally, unfortunately. In any case, they are strong enough not to get desperate right after another weak admirer has run away from them. A witty smart beautiful lady is perfectly aware of the fact that it's a smart and strong man only that can fit her. She also knows that these male species are almost extinct now.
Beautiful and witty ladies (very rare species, endangered, however, not yet extinct) are very challenging and will fit only men who are after a very hard female nut (sounds exciting, eh?). In any case, if you have recently realized that your potential female soul mate is occasionally very witty, you may think twice before making up your mind to having anything serious with her. Why? Because you are weak and not too smart!
A more civilized and intelligently logical explanation is because men nowadays (read as: ALWAYS) are highly against witty ladies. Wit suggests both great sense of humour and intelligence – qualities which only men should possess because it's a man's man's wild world and because it's a rule created by men. It's quite justified (especially if you are kind, gentle and understanding enough to justify just about anything) because men want their jokes to be laughed at and their intelligence to be admired.
Women's work is to react at male uniqueness rather than show that they may be just a little bit more unique than men. All a woman is allowed to do it work about the house, maybe work elsewhere too (God forbids if you earn more than your man!), have fun with kids at home and not to go out for others not to incidentally notice her beauty hidden under the highly anti-sexy kitchen apron...
Some beautiful women don't mind such a passive position; they are all for becoming decent housewives. Others do mind. Usually, the witty and smart beauties do object to the status of hiding-behind-your-weak-man's-back used-to-be-pretty degrading housewife. As a rule, they choose other ways of living and become a little bit more independent which often results in them ending up smart, beautiful, witty but very lonely women.
Beauty and wit's price is even bigger than beauty's only, as you may have already guessed. It implies loneliness, bitter feministic postulates hidden behind a great desire to love and be loved, female great strength needless to be shown in a man's world and a few more misfortunes... We are all allowed to be both beautiful and witty, make sure you make the most of these qualities and show them only in situations which contribute to your happiness only.